Change your life in 21 minutes


If you haven’t seen Rick & Morty season 1 episode 6, ‘Rick Potion #9’, I massively recommend it. You can watch it either on Netflix or on the link above. I believe it’s one of the greatest artistic achievements in the history of humankind. I’m serious!

This episode has thrills, LOLs and shedloads of pathos. It’s the ultimate blend of classic Rick & Morty schoolboy humour, mind-bending science and heartbreaking existential conundrums. As the story plays out you’ll alternate between pissing yourself laughing, dabbing tears away from your eye and making solemn promises to yourself be a better person. The creativity and craft that goes into Rick & Morty is very special but the emotional punch delivered by a cartoon about – on the surface of it – a crazy scientist and his nephew is unbelievable. Because, thinly disguised beneath the gags in this episode, is a poignant lesson about valuing what you have vs chasing shiny trinkets and superficial glory.

By the time (very vague spoiler alert) Rick & Morty are burying their own dead bodies while the beautiful, classic Mazzy Star track, Look On Down From The Bridge plays out, I was utterly slayed. Enjoy.


Revolution cancelled due to inconvenient weather

I read the other day that British songwriter/musician Ed Sheeran has 16 songs in the top 20 and 2 albums in the top 5. Now, while I’m not a fan of Ed’s music, I have absolutely nothing against him as a person. In fact, he seems like a thoroughly decent, down to earth and talented bloke. However, this is exactly where my issue/rant begins. While nice guy Ed’s clogging up the charts with his boring songs about how some girl wouldn’t return his calls, heinous buffoons like Katy Hopkins, Nigel Farage and Tommy Robinson are busy spreading their Hatethink across mainstream media, Marine Le Pen is within spitting distance of the French premiership and Donald Trump’s grabbed the steering wheel of the handcart, gleefully setting the controls for Hell. Shouldn’t our most talented and popular musicians to be fighting back against all of this shit? Casting aspersions on it? Or at least commenting on it? I may be waiting some time for this because Ed Sheeran, a bloke who once dedicated a song to David Cameron, doesn’t look like he going to be kick-starting the revolution any time soon.

Lots of mates tell me that, as such a nice guy who seems so unaffected by his fame and success, Ed’s a great role model for kids. To which I wonder when the bar for being a role model dropped so low. As Bill Hicks famously said, “When did mediocrity and banality become a good image for your children? I want my children to listen to people who fucking rocked. I don’t care if they died in puddles of their own vomit. I WANT SOMEONE WHO PLAYS FROM HIS FUCKING HEART…I want my rock stars dead! I want them to play with one hand and put a gun in their other hand and say I hope you enjoyed the show…boom! PLAY FROM YOUR FUCKING HEART!”

Bill was exaggerating for effect but he was deadly serious. At the risk of sounding like a super-cliché grumpy old codger, where’s the passion, the ambition, the anger at the injustice blazing all around us? It’s like an entire generation of musicians looked around at the flaming chaos that’s engulfed our planet and went – yeah, but I’m feeling a bit down because my girlfriend’s left me.

I’m not saying there’s no place for love songs. Everyone from Amy Winehouse and Adele to The Libertines, Fleetwood Mac and Pink Floyd (to name a tiny handful) have turned the craziness and confusion of human relationships into transcendent art. But the level of popular music right now seems to be something anodyne enough for a talkback radio DJ to waffle over and bland enough to lend some cheap emotion to a mobile phone ad.

As a teenager, I was simultaneously thrilled and inspired by everyone from The Smiths and Spacemen 3 to The Stone Roses and Public Enemy. Energised by the Manic Street Preachers’ anti-love song rant Motown Junk, I looked on the back cover of the record and found a quote from William Burroughs:

“Rock and roll adolescents storm into the streets of all nations. They rush into the Louvre and throw acid in the Mona Lisa’s face. They open zoos, insane asylums, prisons, burst water mains with air hammers, chop the floor out of passenger plane lavatories, shoot out lighthouses, turn sewers into the water supply, administer injections with bicycle pumps, they shit on the floor of the United Nations and wipe their ass with treaties, pacts, alliances.”

Today, every time I turn on the radio, all I get is Ed Sheeran or Chris Martin or George Ezra or Nigel Cameron-Osborne (OK, I made that last one up) or some other nice-but-wet bloke pumping out music to mow the lawn to. I see brief glimpses of defiance in great artists including Sleaford Mods, Kendrick Lamar and Cabbage, but overall – WTF?! Where’s the anger, provocation, intelligence, passion? As those even-older-than-me Essex codgers Depeche Mode are asking/complaining poignantly on their brilliant latest song, where’s the revolution?

A beautiful contradiction

Everything about this performance is so special. Especially Jake Clemons’ sax playing, the violinists’ obvious enjoyment (especially towards the end) and Springsteen himself being so into it. He recently said something in an interview that strongly resonated with me:

“You go out on stage each night as if, one, it’s the most important thing in your life you can do. And, two, it’s only rock’n’roll. You’ve got to be able to keep those conflicting points of view in your mind at the same time without letting either of them drive you crazy, or taking either of them at 100% face value.”

Now I’m no musician but I really love the idea that each performance is all-important but kind of not that important too. And perhaps that’s true for all creative endeavours. On one level it’s just a song, painting, poem, (or even, dare I say, ad) at the end of the day. But unless you approach it as though it’s the most important thing in the world, it won’t transcend the ordinary and truly connect…

Pure happiness in eight minutes, guaranteed

In the late 80s, during the period known at the time as The Second Summer of Love, two brothers from Sevenoaks in Kent, Phil and Paul Hartnoll, began making electronic music. Inspired by punk, anti-Thatcher politics and the idealism of the rave scene they called themselves Orbital – after the M25 motorway that kids drove around looking for illegal raves. Their first track, released in December 1989, was a 10-minute anthem called Chime, created in a knocked-through cupboard under the stairs that their dad had set up as a home office, using a synthesizer they’d bought for £100 from a bloke in a working men’s club.

Chime was a huge hit at raves, clubs and, subsequently, in the charts. Over in Northern Ireland, a passionate young Irish DJ David Holmes loved it and wanted to book Orbital for his club night in Belfast. The brothers, concerned about the city’s reputation for sectarian violence, were unsure at first. There was still a British Army presence on the streets, paramilitary brutality was depressingly commonplace and politically-motivated killings were a grim fact of life. However, Holmes played the Hartnoll brothers’ fears down and persuaded them everything would be OK.

When they got to Belfast, David Holmes showed them around the city, including the Falls Road, with its army checkpoints and political murals. On first impressions it felt foreboding and the Hartnoll brothers were scared and hesitant. But, after they’d spent the night in various pubs meeting the locals they warmed to the city. They stayed at Holmes’ mum’s house and, in the morning, she made them her famous ‘Ulster fry’. The next day they played their set at Holmes’ club and the place went nuts. Hanging out with their new Irish friends afterwards, they started to understand that the city’s dance music fans were a mishmash of Catholics and Protestants – and none of them gave a flying f*%k about the religious divide. They just wanted to enjoy the positivity and chaos of the music, to embrace its loved-up vibe.

The next day, before they left Belfast, David Holmes asked the Hartnoll brothers if they had any new music they were working on. They gave him a cassette with two tracks on it. After they’d gone, he spent a whole day driving around in a his mate’s car, playing the tape over and over again. He phoned them to say he was absolutely in love with the second track; they told him it wasn’t finished yet.

A few months later, the track was finished, released and acclaimed as an instant masterpiece. It was named Belfast. David Holmes was blown away by this tribute to his city: the track moved him as a musician but, beyond that, the gesture inspired him as a human being. Paul Hartnoll said, “We’d had such positive experience in Belfast, it had been so beautiful, we’d met so many great people, we thought – wouldn’t it be good to actually name something that’s beautiful, soft and lovely about Belfast and put it out in England where everyone has this completely different view of the place.”

Like many fans of the track, the first time I heard it I wondered why it was called Belfast; the story of how it came by its seemingly paradoxical name made me love it even more. There was an idea that went about back in the early 90s that if all the world leaders sat down and took MDMA together, the world’s problems could be solved in an evening. As mental and naïve as that perhaps was, the fact that in the 25 years since this track’s release the city it’s named after has been through a peace process which culminated in the Good Friday Agreement and paved the way for (cautious) optimism seems wonderfully fitting.

Routinely nominated in the top five of ‘best electronic tracks ever’ polls, Belfast is indelibly etched on the memories of the generation that grew up with it, danced to it, came down to it. But whether or not you’re a fan of electronic music, stick your headphones on and listen to it all the way through. It’s as beautiful and moving as a Rothko painting, as poignant and elegiac as a TS Eliot poem. Like all great music it seems to communicate on a gut level, to bypass the cerebral cortex and punch straight through to the core of your being. The way the music ripples and swirls around the sample of the soprano’s refrain, then swells and builds…swells and builds…swells and builds, it clears the distracting buzz of everyday stuff from your brain, makes your heart vibrate and your skin tingle. Or, to put it another way, it makes you feel happy. And here’s another plus point: when it’s over, you’re not left with a soul-crushing hangover that lasts until Wednesday afternoon 🙂

PS. Let’s hope the guy who uploaded the video has finally purchased the full version of Video Edit Magic!

“You have to believe in yourself…because you’re going to come across that moment where you’re the only one who does. And I failed that test.”


Since I finished reading A Brief History of Seven Killings I’ve had lots of interesting conversations with people who have read it, are reading it or want to read it. Of those who’ve read it, many call it a great ‘gay novel’, ‘post-colonial novel’ or ‘novel of exile’. I’d just say it’s a bloody great novel, full stop. But having read up a bit on the author, Marlon James, I can see how his background has bled into discussions about the book even more than would normally be the case. He’s a fascinating character whose troubled upbringing in Jamaica and subsequent move to the US have driven his art to uniquely insightful places; his writing often oscillates between the heart-achingly beautiful and the grimly violent – sometimes within the same sentence.

Among tales of dealing with childhood bullying, dealing with his homosexuality and finally coming out (via an article in the New York Times), the most surprising thing I read about Marlon James is that he came within a gnat’s whisker of not being a writer. In 2003, aged 33, he’d received 78 rejections from US publishers, for his first novel, John Crow’s Devil. When that 78th rejection said “Not for us”, something in him snapped  – perhaps he thought the remark was aimed at him as much as his manuscript – and he deleted the entire novel from his laptop. He then went to the houses of the friends who had the novel and deleted it from their computers too. “I just thought if so many people thought this was not good, it couldn’t possibly be good. Maybe I wasn’t meant to be a writer,” he said.

What happened after this is astonishing case of karmic justice combined with awesome serendipity. Marlon James had forgotten about the novel and started working as a copywriter, graphic designer and location scout. Then, an American author, Kaylie Jones, went to the Calabash Book Festival in Jamaica in 2003 and held a creative writing workshop. Marlon James went along and after he’d done some of the writing exercises, Jones immediately saw that he was talented and asked if he’d written anything longer. James, having resigned his book to the past, said he hadn’t – but his classmates told her that he’d written a novel. Jones asked him if she could read it and James began the difficult task of tracking down a copy. After many false starts he finally found a friend who’d disobeyed his order to delete the novel. He got it from them and gave it to Kaylie Jones; she read it in three days, loved it and called her publisher. They also loved it and in 2005, John Crow’s Road was published.

When Kaylie Jones heard that Marlon James had won the Booker Prize she cried with happiness and, talking about the many rejections he’d faced on his journey to literary acceptance, said, “I was stunned that nobody had said we should take this seriously, that nobody had recognised his talent. Everything he has now and is now – he was then.”

When I was reading about all of this, one thing struck me as strange. I found it hard to believe that when Marlon James had deleted his novel, he hadn’t kept a copy filed away somewhere all along. But, when he was asked about this, he said his loss of self-belief had been hardcore and resolute, he’d just wanted to move on. This is why I tell my students when they ask for advice – you have to believe in yourself. Because if you’re a writer, you’re going to come across that moment where you’re the only one who does. And I failed that test.” Isn’t that sad? And isn’t it somehow equally amazing, inspiring and depressing that his career came so close to not happening? That, at the very point at which even he’d lost faith in his talent – the universe, coincidence, luck (or whatever you want to call it) found a way to spot that brilliance and shine a light on it.

“People who say they don’t have a choice just too coward to choose.”


If you’re interested in politics, history, language and just great storytelling, I can’t recommend this highly enough. It reminded me of a handful of great writers including Don DeLillo, David Foster Wallace, Hubert Selby Jr, James Ellroy and perhaps most of all, that Dostoevsky fella. It’s shot through with gnomic wisdom and existential philosophy (the title of this post is a quote from a doomed smalltime gangbanger by way of Sartre). But it’s also utterly unique.

Based on true history, it starts out among the terrifying turmoil of Jamaica’s ghettos in the late 70s – the political infighting, violent gang warfare and drug-related anarchy. It uses the return of Bob Marley for a peace concert and the subsequent assassination attempt on him as an anchor point. From there it fans out across continents and decades. The Jamaican gangs get involved with the Mexican Medelin drug cartel – cue Hart To Hart opening credits montage VO: “…and when they met, it was moi-dah” – and the story moves to New York in the 80s at the genesis of the crack cocaine epidemic.

There’s plenty of brutal violence – and many more than ‘seven killings’ – but none of it could be described as ‘senseless’ and it doesn’t come cheap. Unlike the sometimes cartoonish violence of Tarantino movies, it’s very real and dark; but in common with Tarantino, the most shocking thing about it is how mundane it is.

It’s a little tricky to get into and, owing to the large cast of characters, a bit discombobulating at times, but ultimately ultra-addictive and very rewarding: it took me three months to read the first third and a week to read the last two thirds. The scope and ambition of the book are epic, the juggling of so many different voices while moving the story forward, sprinkling insights and dropping wisdom throughout.

And when I try to boil down what it’s really about, separately from the subjects it covers and events it dramastises, it makes me think of that infamous David Foster Wallace quote: “Fiction’s about what it is to be a fucking human being.”







Screen Shot 2016-08-20 at 3.06.06 PMCopywriter: Oh shit, we don’t have a headline and we’re running out of time!

Art Director: Come on, we must have something?

Copywriter: I’m drawing a blank and the deadline’s almost here.

Art Director: Seriously? This is BMW. Such an iconic brand. Let’s think back to all those brilliant ads from the ’90s for some inspiration.

Copywriter: Nope…still nothing.

Art Director: Look, we’re stuck with this packshot and this pricing info but we must be able to come up with some wordplay that’ll at least raise half a smile?

Copywriter: Er…I think I’m losing it…or maybe I never had it. I’m such a hack! We should start looking for new jobs. How much do you think being an Uber driver actually pays?

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Copywriter: Seriously, my pun drawer is bare. I’m in a state of blind pun-ic. Actually, that’s pretty go-

Art Director: I’ve got it!

Copywriter: You have?

Art Director: We’ll just take a line from the brief and put it at the top of the ad.

Copywriter: Sounds good! The proposition?

Art Director: Too obvious. We’ll use this bit from ‘the task’ section.

Copywriter: But…it kind of doesn’t make sense…

Art Director: And your point is…?

Copywriter: My point is…you’re a genius!

Art Director: Compared to you that may actually be true. Hey, to jazz it up a bit, let’s chuck an aspirational cliche down by the price-point.

Copywriter: Brilliant! Pub?

Art Director: Pub.