What a fucking brilliant idea

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The horns of endangered animals are coated with a special dye. It’s the same dye used on banknotes for security purposes. If anyone consumes horns with the dye on them, it makes them extremely ill. I really hope some idiotic twat who thinks powdered rhino horn will cure his impotence ends up vomiting, pissing and shitting himself for a week non-stop, prior to dying a painful death while sitting on the khazi. Then we could remove his organs and serve them to diners at the Yulin Dog Festival 🙂

(Thanks for bringing this idea to my attention, Cameron McDonald.)

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About antmelder
Creative Partner at DDB Sydney; passionate vegetarian; lover of books, boxing and Bruce Springsteen.

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